Cubelogic Improv

Un peg c’dega, “Me an capes brisa, cio’ mo veda c’a so un imbezilazaz invurni”. Fat scemo.

Mentre Berlusconi passeggia sorridendo per le vie di Napoli, egli e’ inconsapevole dell’unico tag dato questo video dall’utente LBPICTURES.
Massive Win
LOL

“There we go.”

Guantanamo chiude, ordine esecutivo. (Era ora.) (video)

E’ semplice cambiare le cose. Basta cambiarle. Se sei capo del governo, basta volere cambiare le cose. Non servono mesi. Bastano due giorni. Vero Veltrusconi?

ps
L’aveva promesso.

An essential clip, but from minute 3:43 it gets truly sensational.

Maybe what strikes the most is that after such an absurd and illegitimate disallowance he calmly begins his argument with:

“Gentlemen, I think you’re being subjected to an unlawful order”

And continues:

“The authority of the state of Massachusetts should not be misused for a political exclusion of a presidential candidate who has a ticket to watch the debate on remote television and has a official invitation from FOX news. [...]

This is the strangest situation I’ve ever seen.”

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[...] il premier [Berlusconi] ha spiegato che nella Costituzione “ci sono altre parti che non sono fondamentali, ad esempio il Csm non è una parte fondamentale”

via LaStampa.it

Matteo Salvini, a member of the Italian Parliament has been banned from Facebook. Upset by this outcome, he raised the issue in the Italian Parliament asking the minister of telecommunications to do a background check on Facebook (sic), asking who determines the bans, why, where are Facebook HQs and the PR persons, how many “acts of censorships” have been done, etc (sic)

Salvini hypothesizes that he was banned because he was surfing FB on his laptop for more than 5 hours while the opposition was speaking in the Parliament. He was “killing time”, in his own words. (sic)

Salvini, who does not even hold a degree, was surprised that the automated answer from Facebook was written in English.

Facebook is a private enterprise and has the full right to ban anyone without explanation. It’s written in their terms of use.

This moron fails to understand the basics of how things work with data on 3rd parties software. I am sure FB banned his apparent stupidity.

Repubblica, Italy’s most widespread newspaper, dedicates an article to this non-issue, reinvigorating its leadership as best news-toilet.

I am translating and relaying this nonsense.

ps
Salvini’s website has a 1997 table-driven design.

via Umanesimo

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