Cubelogic Improv

Matteo Salvini, a member of the Italian Parliament has been banned from Facebook. Upset by this outcome, he raised the issue in the Italian Parliament asking the minister of telecommunications to do a background check on Facebook (sic), asking who determines the bans, why, where are Facebook HQs and the PR persons, how many “acts of censorships” have been done, etc (sic)

Salvini hypothesizes that he was banned because he was surfing FB on his laptop for more than 5 hours while the opposition was speaking in the Parliament. He was “killing time”, in his own words. (sic)

Salvini, who does not even hold a degree, was surprised that the automated answer from Facebook was written in English.

Facebook is a private enterprise and has the full right to ban anyone without explanation. It’s written in their terms of use.

This moron fails to understand the basics of how things work with data on 3rd parties software. I am sure FB banned his apparent stupidity.

Repubblica, Italy’s most widespread newspaper, dedicates an article to this non-issue, reinvigorating its leadership as best news-toilet.

I am translating and relaying this nonsense.

ps
Salvini’s website has a 1997 table-driven design.

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